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sherlock says obviously more times than there are episodes of sherlock and i thnk that really says something
obviously
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via dignitea) (via hyperionnn)
(via sharksdonthavescales)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.
(via alltimeadorable)
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
(via loundonbound)
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
(Source: ppowermuffgirls, via loundonbound)
how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste
(via charizarcl)
I find it comical when women think I care about
Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flawsIf I…
—
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this
(via tiger-in-the-flightdeck)
Lol oh my god dying from the cute
(via jupitereyed)
(Source: galifianafuck, via dumbledora-the-explorer)